(nire aurka) polizi gehiegikeriarik ez

Koldo, ez du balio orain kexatzeak. Ez du balio besteoi gertatzen zaienean ixiltzeak. Ez zu ez inork ez du merezi, baina zuk tortura babesten duzu zure eguneroko ekintza politikoan. Babesten baduzu ondo iruditzen zaizulako izango da, eta besteontzat ona dena, zuretzat ere ona izan beharko litzateke. Koherentziagatik?

Niri gaizki iruditzen zait, ez zu ez beste inork ez du horrelako tratamendurik merezi, baina zu bezalako jendea, zure alderdia bezalako alderdiek babesten duten bitartean, ez da desagertuko eta uste baino lasterrago etorriko zaizue bueltan, Bilbon zuri bezala aurreko egunean.

Salaketa jarri behar omen duzu orain, baina zeren/noren kontra? Argi ibili, zure alderdikideren bat tratu txarrak eta torturak salatzen dituen edonorren kontra ari bait da. Baina horren aurrean zu, mutu. Zenbat jipoitu eta torturatu Berrizen? Horren aurrean zu, mutu, jakina, ez zaituzte eta zu bozkatzen.

zuloa bihotzean // it's a heartache

she's nuts // ez dago burutik sano

egunoff // おはようございません

lost revealed // dharma school of english?

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What's that black smoke? What was that Dharma Initiative doing on the island? What's the island itself? Why and how are the stranded people on the island connected? Who are the others? Is Jacob good? Is the guy in black evil? Who of the two is God if any of the two is anyway? What's Kate's Facebook? Or is it that she's on Myspace? Where did the black kid go? Is he not in the show anymore because his voice changed or did he get addicted to some kind of substance like other child stars such as Drew Barrymore and Brad Renfo? Hey, not everybody is Jodie Foster, it's a tough transition. Penny, Penny, where's Penny? Desmond? Penny? Desmond? Many questions, huh? All of them bullshit compared to what I've just found out.


I haven't seen last night's finale episode yet so I haven't got the answers to these questions although I don't really care about that. You probably saw it and don't know the answers either anyway and you are now more confused than before, so there, sorry about that, mate, but it's only TV. Now, back to my discovery. A discovery that could change the lives of many and save people around the world lots of money.


Just think of this for a second: why is it that Jin, a Korean that speaks not a single word of English, nor does he understand it, ends up speaking perfect English on the island? Why is it that he speaks not Korean but English to his wife, Sun, even in their most intimate moments? Sun's English is also outstanding. Sure she learned it before getting to the island but, considering a guy taught it to her in Seoul hotel rooms in between, during and all around sexual encounters, you will have to admit it is nonetheless startling.

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 'Charlie, I'm ex†remely disapointed, I thought you were British for God's sake!'

Think of Ricardo too. He learnt English with the sole help of a bible written in that language back on the Canary Islands in the 19th century. I suppose he took every chance and free minute he had to learn English and I will also suppose he was incredibly talented as well as full of will and discipline, because he had that same bible with him in jail, meaning that he carried it everywhere and that the jailers had also a minimum command of the tongue of Shakespeare. Otherwise how would they have let him take it to the cell without knowing it was a bible? But most importantly, where did Isabella -I guess they mean Isabel- learn the perfect English she speaks to him? And why, like Sun and Jin, do they speak English to each other?

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Then we have this Roman wench who arrives on the island to give birth to Jacob and his looking-nothing-like-him twin brother. Being Roman she speaks obviously Latin, as so does the woman who, wearing also Roman garments, finds her on the beach. Well, after the pertinent 3 or 4 phrases in their mother tongue, that'd be Latin, they naturally switch to a perfect English. Now how about that! They both know they passed the Cambridge Proficiency Test the moment they met and only by looking at each other in the eye or what? They obviously prefer to communicate in English than in their mother tongue, the problem is there was no English back in those days.


You sure understand by now what I discovered. Many people around the globe struggle to learn English, they suffer because English is important, necessary for they careers, or so they've been told. I say go to Lost Island! You'll be fluent before you know it. No grammar lessons or anything needed, you'll learn just by being on the island. Or maybe there's a Dharma School of English, maybe that's what Dharma is doing on the island, teaching English. You can get killed, I know, but the risk is worth it considering the results, isn’t it? Honestly, it's the best English learning method ever. I have a Taiwanese friend whose English has improven considerably just by watching the show too.


Now, seriously, WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH SUBTITLES US American film industry? You think US American audience can’t read? Doesn’t this explain the view on the world many US Americans have? Just asking! Not really.

Acording to this map Dharma's Language Institute is SE of the island. 

 

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rice salad with natural fresh eggs

Basques are known for many things -unknown for many more-, one of them being their cuisine. Basque Cuisine is arguably one of the best in the world, actually, tell me, where else in the world could you find 22 Michelin stars in a territory of 20.664 km² and 3 million people? I am a Basque, so basically anything I cook is instantaneously Basque Cuisine, even cereals with milk.

Today I want to share with you one of my inventions: my rice salad with natural fresh eggs. You might find some similarities with my other reknown creations such as 'pasta salad with natural fresh cheese', 'euskalherria maccaroni', 'chocolate onigiri', 'ciapatta delight' -also known as 'recycled gone hard bread'-  and 'konbini frozen pizza with natural fresh egg'. As you see natural fresh egg plays an important role in my recipes. If you follow these simple steps, you'll be able to indulge yourself with one of these delicious delicatessen that include the natural fresh egg, as mentioned before, rice salad with natural fresh eggs -or egg, if you're not that hungry-.

Step 1

Basque Cuisine is based on natural products so go get some eggshell powder. If you haven't got any or if you don't know where to buy it, just use an egg's shell and shred it like I did.

Plant in a well ventilated place with lots of natural light and water it everyday. For every hole you dig, you will get one egg.

In a couple of weeks, depending on the weather and the amount of direct sunlight the pot gets and IF you water it everyday, you'll see the first results -direct sunlight and water are especially capital as they directly influence the growth of the eggs-.

Eggs grow at two different paces. One morning you will wake up to a more or less half of an egg showing up above the earth, then it will take approximately some other two weeks for it to pop out completely.

Step 2

When the egg -or eggs depending on the amount of holes dug- pops out completely you can start preparing the rest of the ingredients. Cut some onion, cucumber and tomato (that I didn't have at the time). Add shreded nori, sweet corn (ditto), tuna (or crab) and sultanas. Mix carelessly.

Cover said ingredients with cheese (any cheese you like or happen to have around). Don't be stingy, make it cheesy.

 

Add freshly boiled rice for the cheese to melt.

 

While the cheese is melting fry the egg(s) in olive oil. An alternative and healthier option is puting the eggs in the rice cooker 5 to 10 minutes after the rice is already cooked. Put the eggs on top of the rice.

 

How to eat

This meal doesn't need any seasoning really, but I like to eat it with mayonaise as I like to break the yolks with bread and eat them before I head for the rest. But if you mix it altogether it is also delicious, the yolks will do as seasoning. I sometimes use the half of one soft avocado to mix the whole thing -I call it 'green rice salad with natural fresh eggs' when I do that 'cos it's all green-. You can obviously use any other seasoning you like. Mix thoroughly this time and...

ON EGIN! ^O^

Disclaimer 

This recipe can be shared and used under Creative Commons, which means that if you cook it for yourself you have to thank me for the food as well as if you cook it and share it with others. Others also have to thank me for the food even if they don't believe in me, as a sign of respect.

これは誰それがあります懸念することです。

It doesn't, so forget it. I'm not really concerned, am I? I mean, writing about it doesn't mean I am, no? Or perhaps just a little bit. Yes, perhaps just a little bit. But not like before. No, not like before.

Man, was I concerned before. I couldn't be more concerned before! It was ridiculous how concerned I was! I woke up to a concerned mind, to a concerned shower, to a concerned breakfast, to a concerned ride to school, to a concerned lesson, four of them with their respective concerned breaks, concerned lunch, concerned study, concerned ride back home, concerned, concerned, concerned.

Try to say it as many times as you can:

Concerned, concerned, concerned, concerned, concerned, concerned, concerned, concerned, concerned, concerned, concerned, concerned, concerned, concerned, concerned, concerned, concerned, concersdrhhf... argh!

It loses all its meaning, doesn't it? Yes, it lost all its meaning... kind of. Or not, but as I'm not concerned anymore I'm not concerned anymore! And I think I'll just stop here, 'cos, you know, I don't want you getting too concerned.

irakasle nabil

忘れない、忘れない。最近仕事を必要と不満されて、来曜日からバスク語の先生になった。学生は一人だけだから、授業は一週間に一回だけだから、忘れることが無理はないで、私の死んだ時計がも一度使えるようになった。忘れない，忘れない・・・

わーすーれーない！

私の目を見て

this is how we do it